Daily Briefing: Veinous Possibilities

* Harry Reid tells Tim Johnson to "stay alive, no matter what occurs." [WP, NYT, WSJ]

* And about 50% of people who Democrats don't depend on for a tenuous majority in the Senate who also have arteriovenous malformations do make complete recoveries, "more or less." [WP]

* But even if he's totally "Schiavo'd," the Senate has never "forced a member out of office because of a physical or mental inability to serve." [LAT]

* President Bush couldn't care less about you, is playing for your grandkids approval ratings -- just like Harry Truman did. [WP]

* Condoleezza Rice thinks Iran and Syria's asking prices for help in Iraq are too high, she's only willing to offer economic incentives and a player to be named later. [WP]

* To stay "Army Strong," top General recommends getting "Army Big." [WP, NYT]

* White House pissed at Sen. Bill Nelson for going to Damascus, "undermining democracy in the region." Still glad to have him and not Katherine Harris. [NYT]

* Pastry chef blows Laura Bush's sugar, is hired at White House. [NYT]


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