Daily Caller Gets Journalistic Scoop Of The Century: Obama's Signature Looks Like A Dick!
Sup, Daily Caller? Anything important happening in the world this week? No? That's too bad, but at least it makes room among your pixels for this SHATTERING expose: Barack Obama's signature, if you turn it sideways and then randomly add another line to it, LOOKS LIKE A DICK!
Good one, Daily Caller entertainment editor Taylor Bigler! But is it more or less clever than your previous shocking expose, "Kate's Middle Is Gonna Weigh A Ton"? It is less clever, of course, there being a fine line between ... haha, just kidding, there is no line between Taylor Bigler and stupid.
Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.