Daily Show Calls For Revenge On West Virginia Water Terrorists; Stephen Colbert Advocates Endless War To End War
Good morning! Our first Clipbait of the week brings you The Daily Show applying the logic of the War on Terror to the West Virginia chemical spill, and Stephen Colbert's simple plan to make sure Afghanistan won't fall apart after American troops leave: never leave.
TDS had Jason Jones doing a fake remote spot in West Virginia, contrasting the panic-infused language of warnings about potential terrorism with the no-need-to-overreact tone used for industrial accidents. After all, fighting terrorism is important, but environmental regulations kill jobs.
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