And you still have OVER FOUR HOURS to buy his book and read at least part of it! That is what we did yesterday -- up to Chapter Seven, bitches! -- as did Doktor Zoom, when both of us were all HEY, ISN'T THE DAN SAVAGE LIVE CHAT TOMORROW? And then Doktor Zoom thought there was a typo in the very first sentence, but then discovered that diaconate is in fact a word and deaconate is in fact NOT a word, despite the fact that everyone uses it because they are stupid and wrong, and then Doktor Zoom made us promise not to tell Dan Savage he had thought Savage had a typo in his very first sentence, and then either Alex or DDM said he (Doktor Zoom) should watch it, look what Dan Savage did to Rick Santorum, not to mention Gary Bauer, also, too.
Obviously, we refused to promise anything to Doktor Zoom, ever, as is only right.
THE BOOK IS GREAT YOU GUYS. (At least up to Chapter Seven. We're sure everything after that is a total trainwreck.) BUY IT BUY IT BUY IT! And meet us back here at 1, when you can ask Dan Savage your filthy whore questions, either via comments or via tips at wonkette dot com.
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I approve of almost everyone with the last name Savage. Myself, Macho Man Randy, Fred etc. I do, however, shun Michael Savage who is a raging douchecanoe and is not worthy of the most glorious of surnames.
No, but you're welcome to BYOS.