Dan Who?

ratherbiasedSome old man is going to stop doing this thing on the TV -- that show that airs between fiber supplement ads. Are we the only ones who hope he gets a gig as a Levitra spokesman? What an excellent opportunity for folksy homilies! "Harder than a whore's headboard"! "Longer lasting than August in Austin"! And he said something on election night about a "frog having sidepockets" which we swear is another term for tea-bagging but whatever.

We'll mith you!

Breaking: Dan Rather To Step Down [Gawker]

Dan Rather Resigning [E! Online]

"If a frog had side pockets..." [Salon]


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