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Dana Perino Spotted Not Commenting on Something

This week, Lauren Graham, Jon Tester and Dana Perino were all spotted being various degrees of famous at various places by our spies and operatives. Voyeuristic fun, as always, is after the jump.


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* Spotted Gilmore Girl and Northern Virginia native Lauren Graham shopping at Tyson's Galleria on December 26th.

* Sat next to Sen. Jon Tester on New Year's Eve at Central. He was dining with another guy, just the two of them. Didn't look like either of them were drinking, maybe since the 5-course prix fixe was $95 by itself. (I opted for the wine pairing 'natch). Seemed amiable enough. My first thought at seeing two guys dining together on New Year's Eve at a fine restaurant was that they were a couple, but the argyle socks SEN Tester was wearing certainly confirmed that he was straight (and from Montana).

* I saw Dana Perino eating dinner at Sonoma on the Hill on New Year's Eve. She quite cute in person, but shorter than expected. They must have phone books behind the podium.

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Well, lordy Jesus, that was 10 minutes of our life we're never going to get back.

A few minutes ago, all the reporters on Twitter started saying, "Um, we are getting called to the Rose Garden and we don't know why." Democrats were supposed to be meeting with Trump about Infrastructure Week, but instead, this was happening:

Hooray! There was a sign in the Rose Garden! It said how big the Mueller Investigation was! And most importantly the Mueller Investigation said NO COLLUSION, NO OBSTRUCTION, PREZNIT TRUMP GOOD, NOT A RUSSIAN.

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Alex Díaz de la Portilla on Facebook

Alex Díaz de la Portilla, former Florida Republican state senator, is in hot water over a leaked WhatsApp chat log that appears to show campaign workers chatting about destroying or disappearing absentee ballots filled out for the candidate's opponent in the nonpartisan county election, according to the Miami New Times. Díaz de la Portilla ultimately came in third in the May 2018 special election for a seat on the Miami-Dade County Commission, so even if some of his people did deep-six some ballots, it didn't apparently help him. Clearly, these pikers could have learned a lot from the experts in North Carolina about electoral fuckery.

Still, you have to appreciate just how brilliantly Díaz de la Portilla plays the role of a local pol accused of just a teensy bit of ratfucking.

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