'Dancing With the Stars' Releases Chilling Image of Satan (Nancy Grace)
Monstrous trash-cable crime-porn death-beast Nancy Grace is joining the noxious reality-celeb ritual gyration glitter program Dancing With the Stars. This is Living Proof that Satan is real and amongst us, today. Americans watch THIRTY-SIX HOURS OF TEEVEE per week, every week, on their slow Rascal-assisted journey to the Medicare Crematorium, so it's very likely that almost every American will at least see a "promo" for this wretched shit circus. Would you like to see a large, horrifying press photograph of Nancy Grace on Dancing With the Stars? We guarantee it will almost make you forget the painful image of a tiny Hollywood dancer man struggling to hoist Teen Mom star Bristol Palin closer to the klieg lights, so that she might burn like some slob Icarus in the global warming Midnight Sun of trailer park apocalypse.
Anyway, here you go! Enjoy the night terrors during your last months on Earth:
The real problem, of course, is that some jobless illiterate teens will see a transsexual on this same show (and how would anyone tell?) and then the jobless illiterate teens will become transsexuals, too. And this will matter in some important way, because it will be immense diabetic transsexuals crashing Hoverounds outside the SONIC drive-thru instead of the "reg'lr kind." [Via Cajun Boy]