Sweet Mormon Jesus, you must watch this immediately and then 500 more times. From the Gonzales Weekly Citizen newspaper in Lousiana: "A car carrying U.S. Sen. David Vitter ran into a No Parking sign in the Gonzales Police Department parking lot Monday morning as the senator was attempting to evade members of the media, including the Gonzales Weekly Citizen, following a Town Hall forum event at Gonzales City Hall." He was trying to evade them because they kept asking questions about his boners. [YouTube, Gonzales Weekly Citizen]