David Vitter's Just Got To Grab Some Cash Quickly, He'll Be Right Back


A Wonkette airport ATM-monitoring operative ran into profound Sen. David Vitter last night at Reagan National, and they even shared a flight! HE SHOULD BE READING THE BILL THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS. Not only did he withdraw cash from an ATM -- he probably changed his mind in the heat of the moment anddid want the extra kinky stuff, which ain't cheap -- but our operative claims he threw another of his trademark airport fits: "LOL...he is so seriously harassing a gate person.. the flight is 2 hours late....LOL...wait, no!!! he disappeared...damnit." Exactly.


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