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Daydreaming Heats Up, Idle Rumors Flourish

Really, no sooner can you say "slow news day" and Drudge comes to the rescue:


VICE PRESIDENT HILLARY;

SPECULATION INTENSIFIES IN WASHINGTON

[Please imagine the 70 point type and siren.]

In equally reliable news, we hear:

VICE PRESIDENT CLAUS;

SPECULATION INTENSIFIES IN WASHINGTON

A popular choice among third graders, the entire press corps will be rocked when Bush taps St. Nick, the jolly judge of character beloved by all, to replace the increasingly controversial Dick Cheney. "All signs point in his direction," says one of the most influential and well-placed third graders. While initially put off by citizenship issues, the administration decided to go with the nation's largest elf employer after learning he maintains a legal residence in Florida.

VICE PRESIDENT HILLARY [Drudge!]

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