* "Anyone concerned enough to take a late lunch on Thursday to show up for the meeting? Something tells us the taxi drivers will be well represented." [DCist]

* It's like an auction. Except, you know, not. [Prince of Petworth]

* "Yes, Sarah Marshak is probably a better Jew than me. Except I never drew swastikas on my own door for attention." [Arjewtino]

* Dick Cheney is the Senate. [Below the Beltway]

* "And you know, it's like, yeah motherfucker, I'm a brain surgeon!" [Eavesdrop DC]