D.C.: The Gayest Little Place On Earth
My mother used to have an expression: when you're at the disco, the whole world looks gay. So when anonymous people start reporting they've seen White House Chief Pressbot Scott McClellan in a gay bar -- in March of1995, even, andin Texas-- well, in light of current events, let's just say y'all are seeing a mirage of homos everywhere. A fine mist of homosexuality is coating your lenses. Seriously, it's like fucking 1989 out here on the internets.
Besides: it's not like a little sex with other men would make him gay anyway.—C.S.