Dead Presidents Who Aren't
* Here's some of the stuff pretend-president John Edwards will say tonight. [ Election Central ]
* Here's some of what pretend-president George Bush will say tonight. [ Swamp ]
* We may have made it up, but David Vitter will always be Diaperman to us. [ Fresh Intelligence ]
* Blowhards get to act like they didn't know the New York Times doesn't like them. [ Hot Air ]
* John Boehner, whose name we always have to cut and paste, is Bush's new butt buddy. [ Think Progress ]
* Fewer U.S. military planes will be bombing things tomorrow. [ WorldNetDaily ]
* Bono will be the next horrible president of the United States. [ {Political Wire ]