Deadly Boredom Fumes Clear Senate Office Building
Hundreds of terrified Hill staffers are fleeing the Russell Senate Office building after a Deadly Boredom Alert was issued by Capitol Police:
Senator John Kerry will debate Former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich on the issues of global climate change and the environment ... 325 Russell Senate Office Building ... Tuesday, April 12 at 10 a.m. ....Homeland Security experts said the appearance of two blowhard losers like Kerry and Gingrich could cause the boredom fumes to penetrate sealed offices or even neighboring buildings. Grief counselors and emergency bartenders will be stationed on the Capitol lawn.
Kerry and Gingrich Prepare for Smackdown [Washington Post]