Dear Doctor

* Heard on the Hill: What's worse than riding around on a Segway? Riding around on a Segway with stuffed animals attached to the sides... Rep. David Scott (D-Ga.) has no beef with Barry Bonds... Wyoming's new Senator, John Barrasso, experiences some growing pains... American Idol loser Elliot Yamin finds a new career in show business... Judy Collins doesn't disappoint live, even when its in front of the House Judiciary subcommittee... Henry Kissinger is secretly giving speeches at the Capitol. [Roll Call]

* Reliable Source:Marion Barry gets the wax treatment. [WP]

* Yeas and Nays: Here's something else that Dick Cheney and Mr. Burns have in common... Russ Feingold gets the finger... The Palm closes for renovations... Good Christians end up in "man's court." [Examiner]

* Shenanigans: Not even winning a Pulitzer can keep your wife from leaving you for Ted Turner... Nancy Pelosi's under pressure to get her memoirs out... Bill Press wins Hottest On-Air Male, cites sabotage and quickly recuses himself... Senators get clever with the names of their softball teams. [Politico]

* The Sleuth: Dems call Republicans Michael Vick, Republicans call Dems Lindsay Lohan.... Sen. Robert Byrd's "barbaric" breakdown takes Youtube by storm. [WP]

* Rush & Molloy:Oprah sells out Obama fundraiser.... The n-word isn't dead for the Wu Tang Clan and Cindy Sheehan is ok with that. [NYDN]


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