Dear Walnuts, DO NOT WANT

Republican voters are SO ANGRY about this immigration deal, because it turns out that the GOP and the Democrats and the companies that own those political franchises couldn't care less about the Mexican Menace. It's quaint how the seal-the-border crowd thinks Washington -- which is controlled by the "former" CEO of a company now based in Dubai -- would share the Little Guy's worries about jobs or whatever.

After the jump, see how McCain's former fans feel about the immigration deal.

* Your past service to America doesn't grant you a pass when it comes to your betrayal of the country and the people you once fought for. Treason is as treason does.

* Benedict Arnold was once wounded while fighting FOR America. No one remembers him for this. It is sad that you have reached the same point in your career.

* The proposed policy for immigrants is an insult to all American Citizens in the United States.

* The underhandedness of the secrecy with which you and Teddy Kennedy and others concocted it reminds me of your (too often ignored) role in the Savings and Loan scandals.

* The contempt you displayed for the American people in your comments about the need to ram this through in order to avoid "extracurricular politics" makes you utterly unfit to lead this country.

* Allowing illegals to remain here under any circumstances is AMNISTY. Not protecting and guarding our borders is TREASON.

* Your latest bill, co-sponsored with that bastion of conservative principals, Mr. Kennedy, is yet another of your bizarro attempts to undermine everything that is good about this country. I thought that abomination you did with Feingold was bad, but this latest "amnesty by any other name" is the worst! Compromise? Ha! Surrender and bow down on your knees is more like it. Get a backbone and do something that is right for America. The left doesn't need extra help.

* If you seriously entertained any idea of gaining the Republican nomination for President, that idea is finished - along with this quivering abortion of a sell-out illegal alien amnesty bill.

* You, sir are a disgrace for getting anywhere near the bill you propose!


* We (my husband and I) are sickened by this bill that grants amnesty to illegal aliens (criminals!!!). Let's see where this takes us in a decade or two. The United States would be on a fast track geared toward Socialism.

* As far as I am concerned you can take your "Straight Talk Express" straight to Tijuana. This is an embarrasement and a politically corrupt move on your part. I will tell all my law abiding, tax paying, hard working Latino friends and family to say ADIOS to Senor McCain.

* Your service for this country, although heroic and very much appreciated, is now overshadowed greatly by your stupidity. You not only seal your fate as a turncoat republican, you make a mockery of the constitution and our fore fathers that you are supposed to follow in the foot steps of.

* Please forward this message to John and tell him that he just lost several votes from an resident of New Hampshire.

Dear John [My Dear John Letter]

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'Miga and Carlos' by Wonkette Operative 'Chica'

It's Father's Day, which means it's time for Yr Dok Zoom and his son to go to brunch and check out the downtown Boise Father's Day Car Show so we can ooh and ah over the very same Corvettes 'n' Mustangs 'n' lovingly-restored classic cars that are there every year, and I will probably once again point at the '68 Beetle converted to run on electricity and say, "Oh look, a Voltswagen!" Traditions matter. (Kid Zoom is 22, so I may also/instead meet him for cocktails later like grown up human people.)

Don't worry about any deep thoughts on the Meaning of Fatherhood here -- we're just going to enjoy the goofy side of dadding, which as far as I'm concerned is the best thing I've done with my time. Especially since my role model for parenting was the unnamed Dad from "Calvin and Hobbes."

As any fool knows, ice rises to the top of liquids because it's cold, and just wants to be closer to the sun so it can warm up. It's all in the book you get when you become a father.

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