Debate Building Haunted By Bronze People & Howards!
Yowza yowza yowza, the Spin Room at the National Constitution Center has been conquered by Mr. Spin himself, Howard Wolfson, the Clinton campaign's communications director and new Chief Strategist! He sure looks like he wants to hit some fella. Maybe the douchebag blogger pointing the camera in his face for like 20 seconds? (Can't this guy shave?)
Whatever. A multitude of old slaveowners cast in bronze discussing America, after the jump.
Ha ha so this was EASILY the best part of the night: on the way to the Spin Room there was this room filled with like a million bronze statues. While the Journalistic Reporters were hotfooting--
OMG I JUST SAW GEORGE STEPHANOPOULOS -- HE HAS BODYGUARDS, LADY BODYGUARDS, PROTECTING HIM FROM KOS.
Anyway: The Journalistic Reporters were hotfooting it to the Spin Room to ask Rep. Bob Brady and other losers what they thought about the debate. They probably had opinions, too! Meanwhile, your Wonkette went into this empty room of bronze Founders and took pictures alone, while giggling.
We will call this one "Daisy."
They're reenacting that moment in history when they decided black people were only 60% human. But what percent are BRONZE people? Answer that, Ron Paul.
Is that MSNBC's Howard Fineman engaging in political discourse? Hmm... hard to tell, but we think not.
Ha! Well this is definitely not MSNBC's Howard Fineman. Otherwise he would be in bronze.
Also, Obama campaign manager David Axelrod walked by. He's almost 8-feet-tall, like Shaq.