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DeLay Protects National Honor One Drag at a Time

puffdelay.jpg Deep-lunged cigar critic Tom DeLay can really suck the fun out of a fine double corona: "Every dime that finds its way into Cuba first finds its way into Fidel Castro's blood-thirsty hands...American consumers will get their fine cigars and their cheap sugar, but at the cost of our national honor." But while TIME wonders if DeLay's words don't always match his actions, we have to side with the sweaty, wax-faced legislator on this one. Puffing on a $25 Hoyo de Monterrey may have been hypocritical had DeLay actually paid for it. But given his strong sense of ethics and national honor, we doubt he shelled out even one shiny American dime.


But Did He Inhale? [TIME]

Gifts in High Places [TIME]

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'Miga and Carlos' by Wonkette Operative 'Chica'

It's Father's Day, which means it's time for Yr Dok Zoom and his son to go to brunch and check out the downtown Boise Father's Day Car Show so we can ooh and ah over the very same Corvettes 'n' Mustangs 'n' lovingly-restored classic cars that are there every year, and I will probably once again point at the '68 Beetle converted to run on electricity and say, "Oh look, a Voltswagen!" Traditions matter. (Kid Zoom is 22, so I may also/instead meet him for cocktails later like grown up human people.)

Don't worry about any deep thoughts on the Meaning of Fatherhood here -- we're just going to enjoy the goofy side of dadding, which as far as I'm concerned is the best thing I've done with my time. Especially since my role model for parenting was the unnamed Dad from "Calvin and Hobbes."

As any fool knows, ice rises to the top of liquids because it's cold, and just wants to be closer to the sun so it can warm up. It's all in the book you get when you become a father.

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