Deleted Comments: Hey, Did You Know Al Franken Is Jewish? Like, Really, REALLY Jewish!
Jew're good enough, Jew're smart enough, and doggone it, Jew Jew Jew.
In all the fuss over Evan's unspeakable crimes against Sarah "Poot Lips" Sanders, Yr Friendly Neighborhood Comments Moderator initially missed a whole 'nother troll who made a gift of himself to our comments section a couple weeks back. But since the idiot went to so much effort to say the same thing over and over in several different threads before meeting with the banhammer (and since last week's trolls were such weak, sad poop -- I may have been on vacation, but I checked), it is with great queasiness that we bring you the refined trolling of one "Ross Vachon," who really, really does not like Al Franken.
- "Al Franken is a poisonous toad who hates women. It's there in his "comedy", in his gross-out behavior toward Leeann Tweedon when she made clear she was repulsed by his "wet, slimy lips", in his photo-op humiliation of her, and now in this state fair incident. This "champion of women" is just an ugly little Tartuffe."
- "He's a complete mediocrity who has loathed women his whole post-pubescent life ever since they started rejecting him in droves. He is a Tartuffe, a man who pretends to be of high rectitude this "this champion of women" when in reality is the slimiest sexist of them all He only (half) apologized because his vileness looked like something out of Abu Gharib. He is worse than Charlie Rose."
- "You're in denial about Franken. He was rejected by pretty girls his whole life and when his USO co-star was a Playboy cover model he vowed to himself to make her his. When her body language signaled she was as repulsed by him as all the pretty girls before her and that's why he decided to humiliate and torment her. There's even a photograph of him attempting to humiliate her on a military plane. Are you really so desperate for a leader that you would fight to the death for a misogynist fraud like this. Franken has got to go. He's damaged beyond repair."
A few things stand out about "Ross": He's really enamored of that comparison to Tartuffe, which proves he's A Intellectual. And he's frighteningly attached to Leeann Tweedon's description of Franken's "wet, slimy lips," which he lovingly cited at least six times during his brief visit here. "Ross" also seemed to be at least vaguely aware that Wonkette is a liberal mommyblog, so his comments here steered clear of some of the points he made about Franken elsewhere. At Bloomberg, he felt free to explain that unlike Donald Trump (falsely accused, you know) and Roy Moore (also innocent), Al Franken is the slimiest thing alive. A Jewish slimy thing:
- "Trump's accusers were all setups put there by the Clinton Machine and they were all discredited. Judge Moore is coasting into the Senate as we speak. Frankenstein is peeing all over himself now knowing that more women are coming forward to tell how the poisonous toad sexually assaulted them. Let the good times roll!"
- "Frankenstein only became a "champion of women" to cover up his violent misogyny and sexual frustration. He is like Weinstein, Wieseltier, and Rose a Tartuffe or more accurately a *Tarjuffe. He is a half stamped on cockroach as it stands right now."
- Franken's burping, scratching, ogling, drooling, groping, "wet and slimy lips" (thank you, Leeann Tweedon!) mark this "champion of women" as a Tartuffe, or more properly a *Tarjuffe. That photograph of the poisonous toad groping Leeann as she sleeps on a military plane is the real Al Franken and everyone knows it."
Or at Breitbart, where "Ross" explained the essential difference between Al Franken and Roy Moore. No, it is not that Franken was accused of grabbing the butts of adult women while Moore was an accused child molester. Ross doesn't actually have a problem with grown men sexing teenagers, as he explains:
- "Franken the poisonous toad is worse. All Judge Moore did (if he did it) is date a young girl or two. Franken sexually assaulting 5 women, one (Leeann Tweedon) he spent an entire USO Tour dehumanizing her before groping her breasts as she slept on a military plane. Judge Moore would be a credit to the Senate. Franken (who's now claiming Leeann Tweedon and the other women rejected him because he's a Jew) is a pervert who belongs in prison."
- "Hey, if the girls like you -- it's cool. Mick Jagger had thousands of 14 year old girls jump into bed with him. More power to Judge Moore, the next Senator from Alabama!"
Yeah, "Ross" is really into that "poisonous toad" line, too, which seems vaguely familiar somehow...
Poisonous toad, poisonous toadstool, pretty much the same. Don't those big Jew lips look gross and slimy?
And no, the bit about Franken claiming women "rejected him because he's a Jew" doesn't even seem to come from any of the usual online Nazi sources -- that' a "Ross Vachon" original.
No part of this discussion will be comfortable, but it is overdue.
Pretty Girls started kissing me in the 6th grade. I've always admired the good taste of women.
On the other hand, "Ross" knows the "truth" about Franken. Unlike sex god "Ross Vachon,"
Franken has resented and despised women since puberty. They have (except for that mousy wife of his) rejected him uniformly for 55 years.
As for people who might downplay Franken's crimes, for which he should spend the rest of his life in prison (yes, really) by suggesting his offenses are less serious than those of Donald Trump or Roy Moore, well, they're obviously just cultists. And physically unattractive cultists at that:
Yes this "champion of women" is trying the patience of his cult members (short, ugly schmucks who worship at the altar of mediocrity, misogyny, groping and violent "wet and slimy" kisses)
In fact, "Ross" had thoughts about what should happen to anyone who suggested that Al Franken might have any redeeming features whatsoever. To someone who said they "respected" Franken for resigning, and for his career as a whole, "Ross" appointed himself comment moderator for the day:
The poisonous toad is a bilious misogynist. If you respect him for that, you're a POS who should be banned from this site.
Take a wild guess who actually got banned?
"Ross's" comment history is, quite frankly, a bizarre mishmash of masks and contradictions. Lately, he's been all about those terrible liberal sexual harassers -- or at least, one particular subset of 'em, as he pointed out in a comment at Breitbart on sexual harassment accusations against director James Toback:
Jewish, too, like Weinstein.
- average shlep ogles and drools over a woman when he sees her especially shiksas. If he manages to get a date it's quickly apparent to the female that she's our with a burping, scratching, neurotic little need When she tries to extricate herself from the situation, the nerd becomes aggressive. Every attractive Jewish girl unfortunately has to deal with this mishigas
- The nerd is often aggressive with girls in the hope they will be able to impress upon them an inner strength. Of course the nerd often takes it too far and this is why campus rapes are at such an alarmingly high level.
And then there was this little Heil Trump at Breitbart, shortly before last year's election:
They called him racist, sexist, misogynist, fascist, anti-Semite, Hitler, and sexual predator, every label, libel, and smear their frightened little minds could conceive. And, yet here he stands, our man on a white horse ready to take this baby and run with it. The Establishment, Wall Street, the neocons, Israel, the Masters of Discourse - the Media have been in panic mode 24-7 warning us what a psycho he is from Day I. And yet here he stands. Rachel Maddow cries, George Stephanoolous weeps, Mark Zuckerberg threatens to ban us from Facebook and yet here he stands. On November 8th let's stand up as one and put the witch on a broom and send her to Bloody Hell. Let's put The Man On The White Horse into The White House and let's do it with Authority!
That's so close to a parody of rightwing bloviation it's hard to even take seriously. But the really important thing to remember is that "Ross" is a sex magnet to Jewish chicks:
Jewish hotties like me. And I like them. Maybe you're jealous. Also I work in the entertainment business, have done so since 1987, own my own home. More than half my clients are Jewish..I go to their kids bar and barmitzvah, everything. In real life, I enjoy my Jewish associations.
Not surprisingly, if you go back a couple years, you find him at Manosphere HQ, Return of Kings, explaining how he had such great game picking up a black gal, who reads Jane Austen, so don't you go calling him a racist, either. They've been happily married for years, he says. What she thinks of all the Jewish hotties throwing themselves at him, we'll just have to live without knowing.
Oh, and he also thinks the Catholic Church should go back to the Latin Mass. He's kind of a Renaissance dude that way.
In conclusion: Maybe you thought Roy Moore had no place in the Senate. But you're a poisonous toad and you're ugly.
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