Democracy Is Coming To The U.A.E.
A panel of conservative judges agreed with anti-gun nut Sonia Sotomayor about a recent Second Amendment case, which means those conservatives are also anti-gun nuts now. [ Washington Post ]
British Prime Minister Gordon Brown just can't catch a break. Up to 80 members of his own party may sign a petition requesting that he step down. [ Guardian ]
Layoffs in May reached their lowest levels since September, when the shitshow known as "our collapsing American economy" first premiered. Worry not, though -- layoffs will probably pick up again toward the end of Q3. [ Reuters ]
A woman is suing Sacha Baron Cohen for crippling her at a Bingo hall in 2007. [ TMZ ]
We'll probably never know what caused that perfectly ordinary Air France flight to suddenly fall out of the sky and into the Atlantic, because chances are nobody will be able to retrieve the cockpit voice and flight data recorders from the ocean. [ Telegraph ]
President Obama's in Saudi Arabia today, ready to soothe the Muslim world with his smooth baritone stylings regarding, let's guess, "hopes and dreams." [ Los Angeles Times ]