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Democratic Debate: Some Quick First Impressions

ack!!!!· Edwards: Failure to articulately answer a question about the practice of Islam comes as no surprise to those who know his real religious leanings. Who, after all, is more "positive" and "optimistic" than a Hare Krishna devotee?


· Sharpton: He's black!

· Kerry: Deftly parries a question about what he'd do as president if a soldier returned home and protested the war he'd been in by refusing to admit such a thing would happen. At least it was better than putting his fingers in his ears and singing, "I can't hear you! I can't hear you!"

· Clark: "Delight" at being endorsed by Michael Moore stems from his confusing the documentarian's oeuvre with that of Roger Moore.

· Dean: The debate's "winner" simply by virtue of not turning green and tearing Brit Hume's throat out.

· Lieberman: "Pledge[d] to the death" to maintain the New Hampshire primary "tradition." (And, really, who wouldn't like to see that gladiatorial battle?) Number two in the night's Pander-a-thon

· Kucinich: A surprise winner in the Pander-a-thon, managing to work in a reference to protecting New Hampshire's maple syrup industry. Yum!

Democratic presidential hopeful Sen. John Kerry, D-Mass. is seen on a large television monitor [AP/Yahoo]

Transcript: Democratic Presidential Debate in N.H. [Wash Post]

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'Miga and Carlos' by Wonkette Operative 'Chica'

It's Father's Day, which means it's time for Yr Dok Zoom and his son to go to brunch and check out the downtown Boise Father's Day Car Show so we can ooh and ah over the very same Corvettes 'n' Mustangs 'n' lovingly-restored classic cars that are there every year, and I will probably once again point at the '68 Beetle converted to run on electricity and say, "Oh look, a Voltswagen!" Traditions matter. (Kid Zoom is 22, so I may also/instead meet him for cocktails later like grown up human people.)

Don't worry about any deep thoughts on the Meaning of Fatherhood here -- we're just going to enjoy the goofy side of dadding, which as far as I'm concerned is the best thing I've done with my time. Especially since my role model for parenting was the unnamed Dad from "Calvin and Hobbes."

As any fool knows, ice rises to the top of liquids because it's cold, and just wants to be closer to the sun so it can warm up. It's all in the book you get when you become a father.

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