Democrats Alienate Pony-Loving 12-Year-Old Voters With New Horsey Ad
How impressive is the Olympic sport of "dressage"? Well, maybe more impressive than the synchronized ribbon-twirling in rhythmic gymnastics. But that is probably it! So here is some "dressage" for you, and some "Mitt Romney" for you, and a wee reminder that the Romneys wrote $77,000 in horsecare off their taxes. (AT LEAST THE TAXES THAT WE ARE ALLOWED TO KNOW ABOUT.) Do stick through the video at least through the Rick Santorum cameo. Oh man we miss that guy.
Now, to wash all that silliness out of your eyeballs, please have some high school!
You are welcome, America.
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