Democrats Paralyzed With Fear of Avian Menace

From an email sent to DNC employees this morning:

Subject: Bird

There is a bird trapped inside the building above the break room on the 3rd floor bridge. Animal Control has been dispatched, they have asked us not to try to capture it ourselves. LEAVE THE BIRD ALONE.

How do they expect the American people to trust them with the security of our nation if they can't handle one bird in their offices without calling for help from the UN "Animal Control"?


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