Yes, maybe the United States didn't explode yesterday from all the alien bombs like that lady said they would, but that doesn't mean the Lizard People won't SHOOT LAVA IN THE AIR TO COOK BARACK OBAMA.

President Obama arrived in Indonesia on Tuesday for a short stay mixing diplomacy with an important Muslim nation and nostalgia as he returns to a boyhood home. But the erupting Merapi volcano will cut short his visit, originally scheduled for 24 hours, by nearly two hours.

But can't we also blame this Act of God on God, who despises and likes to kill Muslims like Barack Obama and his homeland's population? Is God a Lizard Person? [WP]


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