Things were looking up for the Dems until the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee guys decided to each grow a "Moustache for the Majority." The idea is that all the guys voting anti-GOP show up at the polling station sporting Burt Reynolds-esque 1970s handlebars.
But, as the tragic photographic evidence proves, only the goatee guy succeeded. Dudes, if you have to point it out, it's not a moustache. (The invisible peach fuzz may, in fact, be evidence of the g-stache,: "Thinner than a REAL moustache, this type is grown in a redneck's teen years before a thicker moustache is achievable.")
Moustache for the Majority [The Stakeholder]