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Dems Will Take Birth Control Spending Out Of Stimulus Bill, Which Will Still Fail

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Everybody laughed atliberal S&M fetishist Nancy Pelosi defending the inclusion of family planning programs in the economic stimulus bill, because seriously, who thinks we could possibly improve poor people's financial situations by helping them have fewer children? Think about it, there is absolutely no correlation between the number of children a lower- to middle-class family has and the amount of disposable income that family has available to spend on goods and services. This is because our decadent social services organizations already reward breeders with blocks of government cheese and other valuable goodies.


So anyway, after days of John fucking BONER chuckling over the "size of the package" and wondering how birth control can "stimulate" the economy, Democrats have finally removed the punch line from this bill, which Republicans will vote against anyway.

Officials: Family planning money may be dropped [My Way News]

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Well, lordy Jesus, that was 10 minutes of our life we're never going to get back.

A few minutes ago, all the reporters on Twitter started saying, "Um, we are getting called to the Rose Garden and we don't know why." Democrats were supposed to be meeting with Trump about Infrastructure Week, but instead, this was happening:

Hooray! There was a sign in the Rose Garden! It said how big the Mueller Investigation was! And most importantly the Mueller Investigation said NO COLLUSION, NO OBSTRUCTION, PREZNIT TRUMP GOOD, NOT A RUSSIAN.

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Alex Díaz de la Portilla, former Florida Republican state senator, is in hot water over a leaked WhatsApp chat log that appears to show campaign workers chatting about destroying or disappearing absentee ballots filled out for the candidate's opponent in the nonpartisan county election, according to the Miami New Times. Díaz de la Portilla ultimately came in third in the May 2018 special election for a seat on the Miami-Dade County Commission, so even if some of his people did deep-six some ballots, it didn't apparently help him. Clearly, these pikers could have learned a lot from the experts in North Carolina about electoral fuckery.

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