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"When asked why he put the ad up, DeJean told CNN Thursday that 'I'm a dentist and I don't think this country is headed in the right direction.'" THANK YOU, WILLIAM DEJEAN. That's what we've all been thinking. We are dentists and we don't think this country is headed in the right direction! We are dentists and we don't think this country is headed in the right direction! WE ARE DENTISTS AND WE DON'T THINK THIS COUNTRY IS HEADED IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION!

DeJean adds that he thinks people are having buyer's remorse about President Barack Obama and says the current administration is ruining the Democratic Party. He says he spent $5,000 to create the commercial and tells CNN that besides New Orleans, the ad will run in Washington, New York and Los Angeles, and possible Houston. DeJean says he chose to first run the ad in New Orleans because he's a native of the city and because the city's in the news due to the fifth anniversary of Hurricane Katrina.

"I didn't expect to see any ads about 2012 before the midterms in 2010, although this will likely not be a big TV buy, Mr. DeJean clearly is motivated to see change," says Evan Tracey, Campaign Media Analysis Group and CNN's consultant on political TV ad spending.

Yes, you don't expect it, but never underestimate the will of random crazy citizens of the United States to buy crazy ads.

CUE BLUE LASER BEAMS! CUE INSPIRING CHILDREN'S-MOVIE MUSIC! CUE WEIRD GIANT LOGO WITH CHARCOAL DRAWING OF HILLARY!

Let's get this 2012 campaign rolling! Let's do it for dentistry! [CNN]

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Lace up your sneakers, Wonkers! Time to hit the streets. MoveOn, the ACLU, MomsRising and all your favorite dirty leftists are getting together for a yuuuuuuuuge march to show that WE ARE A NATION OF DECENT FUCKING HUMAN BEINGS WHO DON'T KIDNAP BABIES. And your Wonkette will be there!

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Rudy Giuliani, flapping his loose yap to Politico on Monday:

President Donald Trump's attorney Rudy Giuliani said on Monday that he was actually just bluffing last week when he called for Justice Department leaders to suspend special counsel Robert Mueller's investigation within 24 hours.

"I didn't think it would," Giuliani told POLITICO with a laugh when asked about the Mueller inquiry's still being very much an active investigation. "But I still think it should be." [...]

That's what I'm supposed to do," Giuliani explained on Monday. "What am I supposed to say? That they should investigate him forever? Sorry, I'm not a sucker."

Cool, that is just Rudy Giuliani admitting he's full of shit and words and more shit and more words (and also a noun, a verb and 9/11). We are guessing therefore that Giuliani, who is a lawyer, would legally advise us to continue assuming we should take his every oral ejaculation with a gi-normous grain of FULL OF SHIT.

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