Derp Roundup: Your Weekly Mission Implausible
Welcome to yet another Derp Roundup, the weekly feature where we hose off our browser and serve up a cocktail of stories that were too stoopid to ignore altogether, but not quite worth a full post of their own.
Rios shared his distress, explaining that “This is exactly what Hitler did in Nazi Germany,” because it is totally true, as the photo above demonstrates. Also, it's just like Communist Russia and North Korea, because of course it is.
We're glad that the AFA whined about that USA Today story, though, since it included a mention of this very useful chart by Rachel Held Evans:
Tim Wildmon "resents" this, because it hurt his fee-fees, which as everyone knows is the first step toward persecution.
"There could be a powerful educational benefit from the House filing articles of impeachment," Fischer said, because "it would give the House the opportunity to make their case why this man needs to be removed from office ... And so there'll be tremendous educational value in that; it may not go anywhere in the Senate ... but it may be time to recognize there's an educational benefit here."
That sure would be an excellent educational experience, and an excellent use of Congress's time and money. And it could even be made revenue neutral by cutting funding for schools.
Extra Bravery points for anyone who can make it through the rapping at 2:30.
No word on whether he also fed on the crash survivors' souls.
Doktor Zoom's real name is Marty Kelley, and he lives in the wilds of Boise, Idaho. He is not a medical doctor, but does have a real PhD in Rhetoric. You should definitely donate some money to this little mommyblog where he has finally found acceptance and cat pictures. He is on maternity leave until 2033. Here is his Twitter, also. His quest to avoid prolixity is not going so great.