Desperate Porta-Johns Try To Flee DC Area

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These toilets were anxious to get out of town this morning before they were forcibly conscripted into acting as poop receptacles for the two MILLION inauguration-going, be-fanny-packed out-of-towners who went to Chili's last night, but they missed the 6:30 train out of Baltimore Penn Station. Now they are doomed. Pray for them.

Photo courtesy of famed sanitation-box portrait artist Josh Fruhlinger. Send in your own photos of objects or humans in or around DC today to tips@wonkette.com.

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