* "You can recognize a Muslim because they have laser eyes and a peg

leg for smuggling babies/heroin." [DCist]

* The new, not-so-secure Department of Homeland Security. [WP]

* "About half way through the question, Mrs. Bush realized this was

not a friendly softball being lobbed from the peanut gallery, but a

real question with an agenda from the press gallery." [Metroblogging DC]

* Fortunately for us, Metro's trains and buses rarely break down, if

ever. [NBC4]

* "What a bitch. What a selfish whore." [why.i.hate.dc]