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Diaperman David Vitter's Fave Local Hooker Says DC Madam Ran Whore Ring

Diaperman & his sidekick Wacky Wendy! - WonketteIs there anybody who actually believes DC Madam Deborah Jeane Palfrey didn't run a high-priced prostitution service? Of course not, but Palfrey's lawyers have been using the pretty clever strategy of asking the powerful Republican clients of her sex-delivery company if they paid for sex. And barring a scientifically impossible moment of honesty from one of the johns, none of them will ever admit to hiring a hooker.


But now, the gal who Palfrey describes as "a favorite of Mr. Vitter's" has testified to the grand jury that it was a prostitution service, WTOP reports. (And WTOP seems to be the only media continuing to actually cover this story, probably because the radio station is the only outlet in town without its editors and reporters on Palfrey's list.)

On Oct. 12, 1999 Palfrey's outgoing phone records indicate she called Neble at 5:54 p.m., immediately called Vitter at 5:57 p.m. then called Neble back at 5:59 p.m.

Sounds like Diaperman had a little crush on the girl!

But Palfrey still maintains that she didn't run an illegal business. There's nothing illegal about taking money to introduce people, after all, and dating is basically prostitution without all the nonsense. Palfrey says she even has written evidence the gals wouldn't do anything illegal while working for the DC Madam:

"I had each and every gal sign a contract with me at the onset of her association with me that while 'on my watch,' she would NOT cross the line into illegality. I simply could not control what any of the women did on their own time," Palfrey writes.

What Palfrey sold, she says, were legal sex fantasies. After all, there's no specific local law against, say, paying a pretty girl $300 to change your shitty diapers, right?

Clearly, Family Values Right-Wing Republican Senator and Giuliani's Southern Regional Campaign Chairman David Vitter must testify and explain to the court how that he did NOT pay for sexual intercourse, just innocent fun with loaded Depends. The nation awaits your vindication, David Diaperman Vitter! And then you can resign and fuck off back to Metarie and your boyfriend David Duke, you sick fucking creep.

Vitter Escort: Palfrey Ran Prostitution Ring [WTOP]

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