Dick Cheney Coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE
Ok, we're pretty sure Bush is lying about something or other, but, uh... Dick? What the hell are you doing? Just... creepily hanging out in the bushes? There's a press conference going on, for chrissakes! You're freaking out poor Jessica Yellin!
We are going to have nightmares about this for a week. The Vice President is from a goddamn David Lynch dream sequence.
[Via TPM Cafe, who somehow pretend this shit isn't the scariest video they've ever seen]