Dick Cheney Does New Thing That Dick Cheney Would Obviously Do
So what's been going on with our greatest Vice President, Richard "Dick" Cheney, since we last spoke? Nothing much, just some new revelations about Cheney bein' Cheney, hatin' on the environment and such. In this latest news cycle, we have the tale of that time Cheney's office once edited out six pages of the CDC director's testimony to Congress regarding this: "CDC considers climate change a serious public health concern." Silly egotistical CDC director. She's obviously one of those people who gets pissed when her editors shake things up a bit -- cutting commas, switching grafs, deleting major theses about climate change killing everyone, correcting split infinitives even if they do "sound" better. Any editor has dealt with these twits. We sympathize, Dick. [ Washington Post ]