Dick Cheney Tries To Kill Wonkette's Liz Glover?
Our very own videographer and Polaroid photographer Liz Glover sends this startling news to Wonkette Central Command: "ah the joys of being a pedestrian in our nation's capitol. just almost got mowed down by cheney's motorcade at connecticut and florida. the black suburbans on either side of his limo had what looked like swat teams seated in the back, windows down, with their automatic rifles - huge arse guns - streetsweepers - in full view. creepy. scary. maybe he's returning to town now that the dc madam is dead. RIP DC Madam." We think a potential manslaughter of Liz Glover means automatic impeachment.