Dick Will Be Entering the Auditorium Via the Side-Entry (We Got a Million Of 'Em)
Vice President Dick Cheney is hitting southern Ohio today to fundraise for Chuck Blasdel, who's running for Ted Strickland's vacated House seat. Mr. Cheney's choice of venues for his speech is, by our standards, just about perfect:
Also on Monday, Vice President Dick Cheney will be in Hanoverton in Columbiana County speaking at the Spread Eagle Tavern and Inn.
Ah, yes. The historic Spread Eagle Tavern and Inn. Because the Hotel Tumescence was booked solid, and the Frottage Society Auditorium couldn't handle the crowd.
Confidential to DC: Don't order the Quail. Milbank'll have a field day.
Bush and Cheney in Ohio [ONN]