Did The Indians Hex Barack Obama?
Yesterday, Barack Obama visited Montana's Crow Nation of Native Americans, or as the Republicans call them, "Mexicans." He spoke to about 4,000 folks, and this happened: "When he took the stage, Obama announced he was proud to have been adopted -- in Crow tradition -- by the Black Eagle family. And he was also given a Crow name, which translates as 'That Person Who Goes Throughout Our Land And Tries To Help People...'" Sounds like the name-inventor is some kinda liberal. It was all Hopeful and shit for a while... until they cursed Obama, with their spells.
Let's hear it for reporter Jodi Rave and the fine editors of the Missoulian newspaper in Montana, for their lovely tutorial in how not to sequence your sentences:
Obama's visit to the Crow Reservation marks an unusual presidential campaign foray into tribal lands. Bobby Kennedy is arguably the last known presidential candidate to do so, campaigning on South Dakota's Pine Ridge Reservation in 1968. He was assassinated the same year in California.
DON'T GO TO CALIFORNIA BARRY, IT'S AN INJUN MAGIC TRAP.
Crow ask Obama to support indigenous peoples [Missoulian]