Did Voodoo Curse Cause Worldwide Bush Chaos?

Ouch, my skin! - WonketteWas black magic to blame for the Bush Family's incredible 24 hours of global bloodshed, crime, chaos, accidents and nervous breakdowns? Scientists say karma is more likely the cause, but we prefer theories from week-old news stories, like this one about an Indonesian witch doctor putting the hate on Dubya's travels:


Ki Gendeng Pamungkas slit the throat of a goat, a small snake and stabbed a black crow in the chest, stirred their blood with spice and broccoli before he drank the "potion" and smeared some on his face.
Mmm, spice and broccoli. The voodoo priest said he had nothing against the United States, "but I don't like Bush." He also targeted Bush's Secret Service team, which might explain why the Bush Twins were robbed in Argentina while their helpless protectors were savagely beaten.

Voodoo practitioner tries to jinx Bush [AP]

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