Didya Hear the One About How Pedophiles Are So Funny?
Because you people think it's funny, here are the grim jokes that bring healing laughter to Washington:
* Why don't GOP congressman use bookmarks? They don't need to; they simply bend over the pages.
* How do you separate the men from the boys on Capitol Hill? With a crowbar!
* What was "one possible title" of the book Dana Milbank is taking leave to write? Homo Politicus.
OK, that last one isn't a joke.
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