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Dildo Wearing Plaid Blazer Supports Dick Cheney For President In 2012

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Official Wonkette CPAC spy Garrett Quinn took this cell-phone picture of a very handsome and distinguished plaid blazer, probably bought in 1979 at the Sears men's sale. Oh, and what's on this lovely sportscoat? A political firebomb, that's what! Dick Cheney --the chuckling horror sack who designed and directed the moral, financial and military bankruptcy of the United States -- should be drafted as a GOP candidate for president in 2012! Super great idea, but Cheney has never had any trouble evading the draft. (You know, because he's a fat fucking coward, remember?)


Here's Garrett trying to take a picture after his tenth Jameson or whatever the Irish drink these days. (Other than the blood of white children, ha ha ha.) We've sharpened the image as much as possible, and we *think* this is a precious souvenir ashtray from the National Rifle Association. It'll look great stacked up on the knick-knack shelves in the "den" with all the other weird yet meaningless mass-produced Made In Taiwan crap collected over the last century or so: Hula girl from that trip to Hawaii in 1971, miniature negro lawn jockey to replace the real one your goddamned hippie faggot kids berated you about for twenty years, until you reluctantly put it in the garage in the mid 1980s when that Bill Cosby was always on the teevee, funny salt shaker of a lazy Mexican asleep under a saguaro cactus, etc.

THANK YOU GARRETT QUINN FOR THE REPORTS. Young Mister Quinn blogs regularly on his blog about Scott Brown being so sexy, at least compared to Martha Coakley. Garrett Quinn actually got Scott Brown elected. Think about this.

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Roger Stone, you got some 'splainin' to do, Mister! Remember all those times Stone swore on his Nixon tattoo that he never had any contact with Russians, wasn't a campaign surrogate, and wasn't tipped off to stolen DNC emails in advance? Like that time he told the Washington Post:

"I've never been to Russia. I didn't talk to anybody who was identifiably Russian during the two-year run-up to this campaign," he said. "I very definitely can't think of anybody who might have been a Russian without my knowledge. It's a canard."

Stone told the House Intelligence Committee the same thing last September, but, LOL FUNNY STORY! Seems that Stone just plum forgot about that time in May, 2016 when Trump communications advisor Michael Caputo asked him to meet with Henry Greenberg, "a man with a Make America Great Again hat and a viscous Russian accent." The Washington Post reports, Greenberg was offering sexxxxy Russian dirts on Hillary Clinton, which Stone and Caputo were only too happy to grab by the pussy. But they just couldn't get there!

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Congressman Beto O'Rourke, who hopes to replace Ted Cruz in the US Senate this fall, is one of several Texas and El Paso leaders participating in a march to the just-opened tent city at the US/Mexico border in Tornillo, Texas, where children have already been imprisoned "placed."

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