Dingbats Will Bravely Stalk Day-Care Centers
Patriotic mouth-breathers have finally figured out a new way to pretend to kill Muslims that's even creepier than blogging. Increasingly despondent over the lack of bloody terrorist attacks on big U.S. cities they've seen on teevee, suburban freedom fighters are going to find all the mosques and falafel stands in America and figure out where on a map these establishments are located!
Watch out, Islamic Nazi Fascists! Those losers hanging around your neighborhood day-care centers aren't simple pedophiles -- they're secret soldiers. Behold the Afterbirth of a Nation, after the jump.
From the proud stalkers of Islamic day-care centers:
Why must SANE, a private, not-for-profit organization take on the Herculean task of training a team of former intelligence and counter-terrorism professionals for the specific purpose of mapping and creating a Shari'a Index (from 1 - 10: 1 = rejects Islamic law; 10 = preaches [even if only in Arabic, Urdu, or Farsi] openly violence and promotes Jihad) for every US mosque and Islamic day school in the US?Um, because you're all brainwashed nitwits of the type who can be relied upon in war after war to immediately fall for whatever new evil enemy is created by the War Department? Could that be it? Because it's pretty clear that you people are always ready for a brand-new worst-ever Threat To America: Krauts, Japs, Gooks, Huns, Commies, Nazis, Slopes, Rooskies, Depraved Spanish Devils Raping Innocent Cuban Girls, etc.
How these people fight a multi-front pretend war on both American Muslims and Mexicans who risk their lives to pick lettuce in California for $5 an hour is simply a pretend-military miracle, like simultaneously playing Dungeons & Dragons and World of Warcraft.
The amazing thing about the current reactionary racists is that nobody in Washington is even directing the propaganda. Self-selecting psychotics have mounted the virtual charge against the new brown-skinned enemy, in a way that hasn't been seen since the glory days of the KKK in the Reconstruction-Era American South.
That they're a tiny fringe element even within the fringe 25% who still support the murderous occupation in Iraq should be comforting -- back in the day, the Klan controlled entire newspaper chains.