Goddammit we have been trying to maintain a tone ofrespectful civility here, issuing all sorts of grim edicts about how nobody is allowed to say things about the orifices of a certain candidate for high public office because it is just gross and wrong, and then MARK MURRAY writes this thing about a frigging PROBE and what are we supposed to do, ignore it? First Read is in the tank for the sex toy industry. [First Read]