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True love's kiss Achtung! Attention!One Million Moms and Todd Starnes and all the other usual idiots have a new tizzy! It seems the Disney program "Once Upon A Time" is gaying up Red Riding Hood and Dorothy Gale (from Kansas) and making them kiss each other on their mouth holes like big ol' Scissor Sister lesby-friends!


One Million Moms and Todd Starnes are incorrect: Sapphoizing Ruby and Dot isn't the problem with "Once Upon A Time." The problem with "Once Upon A Time" came in its first season, when a good birth mom showed up to rescue her birth son from his evil adopted mom after like eight years and explained the adoptive mom WASN'T HIS REAL MOTHER, UNLIKE HER, REAL MOM OF THE FUCKING YEAR. This was presented as a good and heroic course of action.

To be fair, the adoptive mom was an evil queen; but she never abused her son; she helicoptered a little maybe; she loved him. Had she kidnapped him or something? SHE HAD NOT. Birth Mom gave him up fair and square, and then all of a sudden decided she knew what was best for another woman's child, and proceeded to be a total dick and tell the adoptive mom to get her hands off "MY SON" and stuff, and fuck you lady I am no longer watching your show.

Anyway, people really like "Once Upon A Time," it seems like a cute show, I love Disney and don't hate it for princessifying your daughter (although I continue to be struck by how far superior The Princess And The Frog was to stupid Frozen and yet nobody ever cared about it or watched it, I'm sure that has nothing to do with the heroine being black, LOL just kidding yes it does), and yay for lezzies! Maybe I will watch it again, but probably not. If anything would get me to do so, though, it would be lots more lesbian kisses.

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Rebecca Schoenkopf

Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.

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'Bella" by Wonkette Operative 'IdiokraticSubpoenaKommissar'

Sunday already, which means a substantial portion of US America is preparing to be astonished/heartbroken/outraged by the series finale of that show with the dragons, while another portion is just going to stay off Twitter for three days because nothing will make any sense. Yr Dok Zoom tends to come very late to trendy things, so get ready for our own thoughts on the gamy thrones show sometime in about 2023, or never. But we'd be glad to tell you just how much we enjoy the brilliance and humanity of the Cartoon Network series "Steven Universe," which debuted in 2013 and we started bingeing on the Hulu last month, late again.

Hell, we still want to talk about that one Mrs Landingham episode of "The West Wing," which we first watched years after it aired (We finally bought our new used car yesterday, and know one thing: don't drive over to the White House to show it off to President Bartlet). We might even get around to reading Infinite Jest someday. We hear it has something to do with a superhero team and a guy named Thanos. So hey, let's talk about culture and missing out and patching together some knowledge of what's happening anyway.

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Get Me Roger Stone

Roger Stone, his wife would like you to know, is broke. And he is not dealing with it well. Once in khaki suits, gee, he looked swell, full of that yankee-doodle-dee-dum, but now no one calls him Al anymore and he has to stand on a street corner singing "Brother Can You Spare A Dime?"

Yesterday, the conservative but also kind of Never Trumper site The Bulwark revealed the details of a grifty "fundraising" plea sent out by Stone's wife Nydia, begging supporters to give money to the Stones in order to help them keep up the lifestyle to which they have become accustomed.

It was titled "I am embarrassed to write this."

"Dear Friend," begins the missive. "My husband and I have an urgent new problem and we need your help. I told my husband I was going to write you, one of his most valued supporters. I am embarrassed to write this, but I must."

"Mrs. Roger Stone" tells a tale of woe: FBI agents swooping in on them at the crack of dawn to arrest her husband, a subsequent "fake news" feeding frenzy causing friends and fans to abandon the Stones.

"He laid off all our consultants, contractors and employees, and we have 'pulled in our belts' like so many Americans in 'tight times,'" she wrote, sounding for all the world like a plucky working-class patriot, not the wife of a man who made and lost his fortune lying in the service of power.

She should have been more embarrassed.

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