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DNC Fixes Typo, Ends Primary Season Four Days Earlier!

puertoricolady.jpgThank you, Democratic National Committee, for finally wrapping up this dumb primary season. The last primary in Puerto Rico had been scheduled for June 7 but has been moved to June 1, so now Montana and South Dakota will get the last say on June 3. Jubilant Americans are flooding the streets to shout this primary season's new motto, "FOUR LESS DAYS!" The DNC's finally done something right, you say? That's only because they were correcting something pathetically wrong: "Puerto Rico's original plan called for selecting delegates at caucuses June 7. However, after the DNC approved the plan in December, it was discovered that the date was typo and should have read June 1, DNC officials said." [AP/Google]

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