Do Not Give Your Spare Change To Rudy Giuliani!
America's Loser, Rudy Giuliani, has a week to keep his website up, and that asshat apparently will run the clock out. After spending $30 million in Florida for that hilarious third-place showing, he needs those donations to pay his bills. Give the loser some money, or... uh... 9/11 will happen again in whatever city he happens to be in right now, and he'll have to fix it! [JoinRudy2008]