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You know who hates edible Christmas gifts and loves the New Testament? James Dobson, that's who! And that's why he despises Barack Obama and his delicious fruitcake Constitution for pointing out that Leviticus says a lot of wacky shit about shellfish. Wait, did that last bit make zero sense? Then it still makes one million times more sense than what Focus on the Family's leader will be saying on his radio program today.


Here are some other things he has to say about Your Barry, according to an ADVANCE COPY of the segment:

  • “I think he’s deliberately distorting the traditional understanding of the Bible to fit his own worldview, his own confused theology."
  • “He is dragging biblical understanding through the gutter.”
  • Obama, a Constitutional law professor, subscribes to “a fruitcake interpretation of the Constitution.”

James Dobson also hates John McCain and will probably sit out voting for president altogether this time, so there's that. MORE FRUITCAKE FOR THE REST OF US.

Dobson accuses Obama of 'distorting' Bible [AP]

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Cripes the News has been awful lately! And so Yr Editrix suggested we find some good, positive news. Especially after we pitched writing a Wonket about this Mother Jones story on how global warming may be killing the whales, even though Donald Trump knows their prince. (Reply: "Nope. FOR SURE NOT THAT.") And so, as a reminder that a gooder world is possible and apropos of nothing at all that definitely didn't set your Editrix off on Twitter, where she has been stewing and bitching most shrillfully about the 2016 election and the 2020 election and any terrible similarities thereof and thereupon and therefore and thereto, we present a collection of videos of Elizabeth Warren yelling at big banks and calling for them to be broken up and their criminal operators to go to jail. Puppies and kittens will only get you so far, after all.

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