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Does Diaperman David Vitter Have a New Favorite Hooker?

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Cheer up, diaperman.Have you explored the strange world of men with too much money writing about their escort experiences on the Internet? GOOD, don't ... unless you want to learn what lingo like this might mean: "More then one man can handle alone. PSE is my thing. Keep that gfe shit!" Yeah, who wants that second thing? Also, which high-priced hooker acronym means "Senator David Vitter is here again and he wants to poop in diapers, and have a call girl watch, for some reason"? Because that's the only deviant fecal act relevant to Louisiana's senate campaign. Let's meet the young lady one Louisiana politics blog says is Vitter's new favorite prostitute.


The Daily Kingfish blog says:

She's a high-class call girl with a "few advanced degrees." She doesn't mind gifts, but don't dare buy her anything made by Coach -- waaaayy too tacky! She selectively entertains out-of-town customers who have just as much to lose as she does. Ladies and gentlemen, meet London Rayne.

Though undoubtedly a nom de guerre, as it were, her name seems to have been popping up all over the place. The Kingfish has been buzzing for quite some time with anonymous suggestions that there was another shoe to drop for David Vitter -- another lady of the night set to come forward to tell her story.

Nom de guerre, eh? So this nice lady is a warblogger?

The Louisiana site is demanding Vitter answer some questions about Ms. Rayne, such as "In December of 2008, did you spend any time in Louisville, Kentucky?" Sounds like they might have a hot tip about where Diaperman was dirtying his diapers a couple of Christmastimes ago. (Imagine, pooping on a hooker in Kentucky when we're supposed to be celebrating the birth of our savior.)

We have investigated the many escort websites belonging to or connected with this woman, and we have no desire to mess up her business or call additional attention to her, as in these situations the whore-using scumbag senator never gets arrested but the prostitute always does. And, when Vitter's involved, things usually turn out really bad for anyone on the escort side of the transaction, as the suicide of the DC Madam should've made clear to everyone.

But, go GOP and go Tea Party! David Vitter is truly what America is all about: Vicious, corrupt squeaky-voiced middle-aged white-male Republican poop fetishists who evade all consequences for their foul behavior. [Daily Kingfish]

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