Does Newt's Campaign Website Now Go To Tiffany's?
Here is a funny Internet thing, as we say Adios! and thanks for a fun week: If you type or paste explorenewt2012.com into your Internet address bar URL thingy, it will instead go to Tiffany's, the jewelry chain that gave Newt a half-million-dollar no-interest credit line so he can always buy new trinkets for his new mistresses.
We hate to spoil the fun, even though that is what we are going to do: The original Newt Explore site was newtexplore2012.com -- still a terrible name for a person and a website and an explanatory committee, but whatevs. And that terrible website still exists, only redirecting to the even-grosser-sounding newt.org. Newt.org newt-org new.torg newtorg newtorg newtorg.
Happy memorial day, everybody! You guys 'n gals are awesome. -- WONKETTE JR.