Here is a funny Internet thing, as we say Adios! and thanks for a fun week: If you type or paste into your Internet address bar URL thingy, it will instead go to Tiffany's, the jewelry chain that gave Newt a half-million-dollar no-interest credit line so he can always buy new trinkets for his new mistresses.

We hate to spoil the fun, even though that is what we are going to do: The original Newt Explore site was -- still a terrible name for a person and a website and an explanatory committee, but whatevs. And that terrible website still exists, only redirecting to the even-grosser-sounding newt-org new.torg newtorg newtorg newtorg.

Happy memorial day, everybody! You guys 'n gals are awesome. -- WONKETTE JR.


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