"DOG-KILLER-MARRIER" to be Added to Stock Rudy Description
It was a bad weekend for Rudy Giuliani. First, his BFF Bernie Kerik is about to be indicted for being too bold and effective on 9/11 (and fucking Judith Regan, which has been a felony since a 9/12 executive order). And, oh hey, it turns out that Rudy's head of the Department of Investigations might've had up to five meetings with the mayor to talk about crazy, corrupt ol' Bernie. But all that stuff's complicated -- much more newsworthy: Rudy's 12th wife will cut open and brutally vivisect your dog.
Judith Giuliani once demonstrated surgical products for a controversial medical-supply company that used dogs - which were later killed - in operations whose only purpose was to sell equipment to doctors, The Post has learned.
GIULIANI/FRIST '08! Every day is 9/11 and all dogs, cats, and Arabs will be tortured!
Rudy: What Did He Know About Kerik? [Newsweek]