DOJ Scare, Past Tense

Operatives report that the Hazmat teams have left the DOJ and "employees are free to go home." Word has it that the cause of the fuss was a package "addressed to Ruth Paine" emblazoned with "Anthrax: DIE!" Paine is a new special prosecutor. According to our source: "Suffice to say it wasn't the 'thrax, but Special Teams (who apparently sound a lot like Darth Vader) mentioned that it looked like coke. Doubtful though; isn't baking soda cheaper?"

And baking soda makes that cool add-vinegar explosion thing.


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