Operatives report that the Hazmat teams have left the DOJ and "employees are free to go home." Word has it that the cause of the fuss was a package "addressed to Ruth Paine" emblazoned with "Anthrax: DIE!" Paine is a new special prosecutor. According to our source: "Suffice to say it wasn't the 'thrax, but Special Teams (who apparently sound a lot like Darth Vader) mentioned that it looked like coke. Doubtful though; isn't baking soda cheaper?"
And baking soda makes that cool add-vinegar explosion thing.