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Dominatrix Liz Cheney Admits We Could Have Bombed Iraq A Little Harder

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  • There's blood in the streets of Miami after notoriously not gay Father Alberto "Woman Kisser" Cutié called the Catholics "a bunch of lame-ass wankstas" and then defected to the Episcopal Church, which the Episcopalians used as a ripe opportunity to say massively disrespectful things about the Pope. Afraid of another Catholic drive-by, Cutié now wears a slug vest over his festive vestments. [American Spectator]


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  • Exit polls show Mahmoud Ahmadinejad won the Iran gubernatorial primary. Susan Boyle was runner-up, which really upset a lot of people. [Andrew Sullivan]

  • There are seven types of stool, and Bill O’Reilly is a Type 4, "Like a sausage or snake, smooth and soft." But what about the shit that comes from Bill's enormous turd-mouth? Probably a Type 7, "Entirely liquid." [Think Progress]

  • Liz Cheney spanked Rumsfeld until he cried like a little nancy after meekly suggesting we "cut and run," which is why we picked the winning strategy and secured a perimeter around the Ministry of Oil and let the rest of Iraq go to hell. [HuffPost]

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